Shit my Dad never taught me

My father was gone.

Not that he abandoned me or anything like that.

My parents were simply divorced, and his job took him frequently (and for longer periods) out-of-state. My father was a nuclear physicist, and that’s a kind of select field. Consequently, I had to figure a lot of shit out on my own. I think you probably had to as well.

I’m going to tell you what I have learned about life, love, shaving, automobile maintenance, and anything else that you would have asked your dad, but never go the opportunity to.

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I’ve Become A Minister!

Yes, you read that right….

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The Death of “Rock Beyond Belief”

March 20, 2011 2 comments



How Evangelical Christian Commander Lt. General Frank G. Helmick at Fort Bragg, N.C., proved himself to be hypocritical, discriminatory and unworthy of his grade and position.

The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, in partnership with the leadership (specifically LT. Gen. Frank G. Helmick, Post Commander and Commander of the 18th Airborne Corps) of Fort Bragg, N.C. held a concert recently called “Rock the Fort”, where Christian musicians come and pander their religion through music to Soldiers. Read more…

The ART of Shaving

March 19, 2011 3 comments

I was in California and my Dad was in Utah about the time I had to learn to shave. I was in JROTC at my school at the time, and was starting to get to the point where my “peach fuzz” was becoming whiskers. Being in uniform, (though not in service), I was required to maintain a military appearance. Read more…

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The Wisdom of Epicurus (341 B.C. – 270 B.C.)

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

-Epicurus (341 B.C. – 270 B.C.)

This is the so-called “Riddle of Epicurus”, and I would like to take a minute to address this. This is going to be a long entry, and I ask the readers to indulge me. I will try to make it worth their while.

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